SMS Nearam

computer commands in chennnai tamil 
save-vechika
save as-aiye apdiye vechika
find-thedika
find agian-inoru thaba thediko
move-jaga vangu
zoom-persa kaatu
open-thora naina
replace-itha thooki apdika podu
cut-vetti kadasu
paste-ottu
drag&hold-nalla isthu puchika
do u want to delete selected item?-maiyalume thookidava?

ENNODA ARIVU JOKE 
bussa pinnala thalluna enna avum?


pin udanchi pogum.
(safty pin)

HAMAM REMIX 
AMMA:PAVITHRA SARAKKU VANKITTU VARIYAMA?
PAVITHRA:OK MA
AMMA:AYYO,ENNA SARAKKUNU SOLLALIYE .VANTHI VARUM .THALA VALIKKUM.AYYO EN PONNUKKU BOTHYE YERATHU PAVITHRA........
PAVITHRA:AMMA SARAKKU VANGITTEN. "OLD MONK IRUKKA BAYAMEN?"

enna oru different 
16kkum 61kkum ulla different enna?
16 thalathalanu alagairukkum 61thola tholanu irukkum



innoru different ennavenral 61-16=45
avvalavuthan....

Joke Kavithai : 
" Thudippathu En Idhayam Than,
Aanal Adhan Ulle Iruppathu Ne,
Valithal Solli Vidu

Niruthi Vidugiren
Thudipai Alla

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Indha Madhiri Overa Real Viduvathai......"

Sweet Insult 
One boy falls near Donkey.
A Beautiful girl see this and says
"Enna unga Anna kitta asirvatham vaanguriya?"
Boy Says,
"AAMA ANNI"

kadhal 
Pengalin kadhal "Spin biwling" madhiri..
eppa enga thirumpumnu theriyathu..!
So,be careful.

feeling 
idhayathai kuda nampathey;..
oru naal athu kuda sollamal thudippathai niruthik kollum..! 

nalla paiyan 
what is love??

Love na ennanga???

2 kavithai,

3 love letter,

4 petti kada looks,

5,6 phone cal,

10,20 vetti sms,

Itharkaka 20 varusam pethu valathavangala vittutu odi poratha ??? Nalla yosinga

By

Parents i mathikum nalla pillakal sanga thalaivar-JAMEER...(engalukku verengum kilaikal kidayathu)

Joke 
Call 100 and say

"poda loosu payale"
U will get
Govt meal
Govt dress
Govt room

"Ore vartha O ho nu vazkai"


"Deala no deala"

Joke kavithai 
Aval kangalai parthu solla vantha en kathalai
aval Vetkathai parthu purinthu konden









Aval already booking aana figure endru!!

aruvai 
paalil irunthu palkova seyya mudiyum aana rasathil irunthu rasagola seya mudiyuma

Appa... 
Engalai
Intha Ulagathirkku
Arimugapaduthiya
Engal
Iniya Appave .....

Ennum
Eluthum
Engalukku Kattru Kodutha
Engal
Anbu Appave .....

Ungal Pirantha
Naalil .....

Unnai Pettra
Annaiyaga

Valuthukirome
Vanangu-kirome !!

natpu 
nanban irunthal vazvil thunbam thariyathu.......
nanban pirinthal vazvil inbam thariyathu.......so dont miss ur valuable frnds.

kaathala? kanjathanama? 
Ore Ilanir (coconut)
Irandu Straw ......

Avargal
Kudikiralgal .....

Ithu
Naam Iruvarum
Ondru Endra
Anbana
KAATHA-LA .....

ALLATHU
KANJA-THANAMA !!

Anbu 
"Unmaiyana anbai solli puriya vaikka mudiyathu..antha anbuku uriyavargal mattume unmaiyana anbai unara mudiyum..

idhayam 
nan irantha piragum
en idhayam thudithu
konde irukum;
nee un manadhil
ennai ninaithu
kondirukum varai..!

mega mokka 
Ulaka sms varalatril mudan murayaka

Inbox vanthu sila mathangale aana

putham puthiya

Mega hit sms



Ethavathu iruntha anupunga pls

mega mokka 
Kungumam intha vaaram








Kaasu koduthu vaangi padinga ok va..

puthusu 
kalaiyil ezhunthathum unnai kana asaipadugiren unnai rasikka alla unnai rusikka en iniya BRU COPY

Alagu..... 
Alagu .....

Aval Anin-thaal
Antha Aadaikka
Allathu Unakkaa .....

Aval En Manai-vi .....

Aval
Anin-thalum Alagu
Aniya-vittalum Alagu .....

Avan En
6 Matha Kulanthai .....

Mothathill
Ellame Alagu-than !!!!!

Hikoo... 
NAANBA UN SMS PADIDHEN....
ADHU PADI THEN...

incomingfree 
man1:dai maapla unakku sms freethanada
ennakku dailyoru sms anuppuda.
man2:dai maapla ennakku incomingkoda freethan da enka ennakku oru phone paappom.
man2:....

Five Star Kavithai 
Oru Line Thatuvam-
Idhyame Illatha Pennidam.
Idhayatil Idam Ketpathu-!
Ilaigal Illatha Marthil
Nizhalai Theduvathu Pola-!!!

Alagaga Iruppavargalai
Nesippathai Vuda.,
Nesippavarin Alagai
Rasippavarukae Alagana
Vaalkai Amaium.

Nesam 
"Panamaaga erunthaal,

saemikka vendum"

"Manamaaga erunthaal,

pirarai naesikka

vendum".

Be Carefull 
Oru Pennin

Sirippu Matrum Kanneer

Irandumea

Manidhanai

Edhu Vendumanalum Seiyya

Thoondum!.!.!

NATPU 
Natpodu nadamadum natkalai
vida
atane
ninai vodu nadamadum natkale sughamanathu

Doctor Jokes 
Patient: Doctor Vaee Naruthu
Doctor: Epponthu Irrinthu
Patient:Ningha Vaaya Thorandhula Irrindhu

friendship 
appa amma illathavan mattum anathai illa ........
nalla friend illathavanum anatha than
so
ne anatha illa naan irukkum varai...........

nesam 
unnai migavum nesippavarai vittu vilaga ninaikkathy .....................
unnai nesikkatha yaraiyum nesikka vaikka ninaikkathy................................
irandume kayathai undakkum................

pukkal 
malargal udhirvadhu setiyin midhu
kobathal alla ..................
man midhu konda kadhalal...............

dad and son 
l.k.g paiyan:appa report card.
father :enada thirumbavum fail aitiyae...enimelu enna appanu intha vayala sollatha..
l.k.g. paiyan : seri seri fell panatha macchi signa podu neraiya vela iruku
father:!!!!!!!!!!

joke sms 
u-beautiful
u-tallented person
u-lovely
u-handsome
u-spiderman
sorry machi wrong number delete pannidu

Palamoli 
Haste make waste

patharatha kaariyam sitharathu

kadi joke 
chedi yen pachaiya irukku









ans:pacha thanni oothrathunala pachaiya irukku