Tuesday, 6 March 2012

Sms mazhai


kadi 
girl: appa naan sadhikka virumburen.
dad: good endha field la ma
girl: aiyyo appa.sadhik ennoda boy friend. avana nana virumburen.
dad: !!!!!!!!!!


Funny student joke 
Teacher: Vaasanai Roja Vaadi pogalama. Itha eppadi indirect speechla maththuveenga?

Student: Vaadi Saroja Odi pogalama


mokkaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyooomokkaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 
intha message aa padikiravan oru arivali appidinu solunga................by mokkai koda vidiyasam ma sollura sangam
love tips 
love panravana
kandu pidikka
Top 10 tips
10.phone vantha thaniya poovan
9.single letterla numbera save pANNIRUPAN
8.yarukum msg anuppamatan



mokai 
hus:calendrala enna pakra?
wif:palli vilum palan
hus:athu sari........palli enga vilunthuchi?
wif:neenga saptasambariathan
hus:.....................?


CONFIDENCE.....!!! 
CONFIDENCE

Nadanthu , Nadanthu ...,
"Kaal Valikkirathu...,"
Endru ...,
Rikshavill Eerinaen...,
Aannal Kaal ...,
Vali Poi...,
"MANATHU VALITHATHU.....,"
Karanam.....,

"RIKSHA OOTIYAVANUKKU.....,"

"SEYARKAI KAAL........!!!".
Endrum priyamudan.......!




Big Mokkai 
Ninaithu Paar Azhulugai Varum

Yosithu Paar Kavithai Varum

Ennai Marandhu Paar



Naan adikindra adiyil Ambulance Varum



Real Kavathai 
Anbanavargal unnai Purinthu kollavillai
yendru solli...
Avargalai nee purinthu kollamal Pirinthu vidathe.....


Love Meaning 
L: Lo Lo nu alayanum
O: overa seen podanum
V: veetukku theriyama pesanum
E: Eluthukitu otanum
itaeLam thevaiya?
sait adippom santhosamai irupom........


Teasing mokka 
hi..na unna nethu evning bus stanla pathen, but, nee rompa busy,ya cinima poster thinukitu iruntha , sarinnu vidduden....ha ha....


Good Morning 
NAN oru kaikulanthai pol:
yaar anpodu nadanthu kondalum,
avargalodu vandhu viduvean.
please test me...
by
<>jafer<>
GOOD MOR
Guys



Good morning sms 
Po
---> SMS
po

My Sweet
friend kitta
Po


medhuva
po


sound illama
po


Busiya irundha
summa iru


Thoongikittu
iruntha

Thalamela kotti sollu
Gud morning..


kadi joke 
patient:sir ennaku konja nala kan sariya theriyala.

doctor:appadiya.

patient:anal,unga name boda paditha piraguthan therinthathu ungallkum kan kollaru irukirathu enru.

Docter:what?

Patient:aenna name bodla unga parvai neram 9.00am to 1.00pm nu pottu irunthathu


Confident 
Vidiyum Ena Vinnai Nambum Nee..

Mudiyum Ena Unnayum Nambu.


Love 
Aval kankal parthu nan solla vantha.. kathalai.. aval punnagai parthu purinthu konden.....
aval already booked endru....
Machi oru quarter sollu..



good morning 
Chinna eravil,
Chella Thookkatthil,

Chinna kanavu kaanum, En
Chella friendu ku ,

Chinna manasu sollum, Oru
Chella "Good
morning".



good morning 
Alagana kaalai,....... Mithamana kulir katru,.......
Megam Moodiya Vaanam,....
Sillendra Pani..,
Mukam katta Thudikkum Aadhavan..
Ivagaludan en swet gud mrng!



Dialogue...! 
panathudan val
panathodu valathey...!


yen vazhi thani vazhi! 
make your own way
create your own style
follow your own thoughts


appaththaan
yellaarum solvaanka
"paya pulla yaaru pechum ketkathu"nnu


Jokes 
Chairmen CHAIR mela utkaaralaam, aanaa
Watchmen WATCH mela utkaaramudiyumaa.

Missed Call Potta thappillai
Miss mela call potta?AN


Nambikkai 
Vidiyum endru vinnai nambum nee,
mudiyum endru unnai nambu!!
Vinnai pol neeyum un vaalvil piragassipai!!!


Thathuvam 
Edhuvume Sulabamillai

Aanal ellame Sathiyam Than

Think positive


valkai 
kanayukal aayeram varuvathundu-aathil
malarkal ayeram poopathundu
kanayukalilaya malarkal poothuvital
valkaiyel poopathyu yennalo


kavithai 
palaghum mun thanimai

palaghiya pin inimai

piriyum pothu kodumai

piriya vendiya nilamai


Vetti SMS 
Stop ur Work.

Relax ur Mind.

Go to Bed

Pray to God

think today's ACTIVITIES.. u come to a decision

"Innaikum Vettiya Dhan Pochu". Good night:-)
Exam SMS 
SITUATIONAL MSG-

&quot;Every1 wnts 2 go2 heaven bt no1 wants2 die&quot;

in our language it means..

&quot; everyone wants to get pass but nobody wants to study&quot;

Gud night...
Advice SMS 
"HAI.."

Apuram oru mukkiyamana small advice.

Press down























































Cella ippadi amukka kudathu.
Repair aaidum.
Love SMS 
5 Tips To A Happy Life...


1. Love


2.


3.


4.


5.

Athuku apuram enga happya irukurathu...?!
Nasama pogavaendiyathu dhaan. .
SMS Quote 
Mudiyum varai muyarchi sei, unnal mudiyum varai alla, nee ninaitha seyal mudiyum varai...

good night. Sweat dreams.
Exam SMS in Tamil 
MARAPPOM MANNIPPOM.!








Examuku padichadhai marappom..

Fail aakina teacherai mannippom..

But this one is not for the true friends
Mokkai Mazhai SMS 
TODAY'S MOKKAI:

Oru kaakka India map-a romba nerama pathukite irundhucham.



yen theriuma?







adhula dhan
''VADA INDIA'' Iruke adhan........
SMS Mazhai 
Naalu perukku nallathu sei.,
ulagam unnai vaalthum.,


udane seiya aasaiya..?

Ennoda numberku TOPUP Card podu.!
Naanum unnai vaalthren. Good non
Kadhal SMS 
MY FEELINGS:
Aval
"Azhagai rasikka ennidam Azhagu illai.
En
Anbai nesikka UNIDAM Unmayana IDHAYAM illai". Gøöd Mörning.

Tamil SMS Quote 
Yarume tholaikatha ondrai,
Ulagam indru varai thedi kondae irukirathu..!!
- Nimmathi..
Gud morg
Hav a rest of time
Exam SMS 
Padipu.......

1-3rd std: "thinamum padikiren da"
3-6th: " konjam kastamda"
6-10th: " mukyamana question matum dhan Padikiren da"
10-12th: "micro zerox eduthukalama machan"
Ug: " Inniku enna exam da"
Pg:" ennada solra... Inniku exama.... Solave illa. "
Good morning have a nice day take care

SMS Quote 
Thannai Nesittha 'Ithayathai' Marapathu sila Pennin Gunam.

Thannai 'Marantha' Ithayathaium Nesipathu Aanin Gunam. Good non
SMS Mokkai Mazhai 
Teacher: Un padippu mela yaruku akkarai jasthy? Boy: Bus Conductor than! Techr:Eppadi? Boy: Avarthan daily nee PAASA,nee PAASA-nu kekkurar..
Mokkaiyin Mel Mokkai Mega Mokkai 
Once WWE star Rock's mother saw Rajini's film 'Thalapathi' and clapped continuously...

Do u know y?





Bcoz of the song,
&quot;Adi rock amma kaiya thattu&quot;
Tamil SMS Quote 
"Kobam Enbadhu Pirar Seiyum Thavarukku Unaku Neeye koduthu kollum Thandanai..." - Buddhar... So Dont Get Tension in Your Life At Any Time.. Good night...
Nice SMS Quote 
Nice msg: "yennai santhipavargal vettri peramal povathillai".
-Tholvi... gud night friend..
SMS Teaser 
Nee siruchikitte irukkanum.. Nan Rasichikitte irukanum.. Ithellam nadakka nee mentala irukanum.. nan doctora irukanum..ha.ha.ha.ha.ha..
LKG Nakkal 
A UKG kids INTERVIEW IN SCHOOL:
SIR: where did u born??
BOY: Tamil nadu..
SIR: which part??
BOY: enna which part... whole body born in tamil nadu...
SIR: ???ok..when s ur birthday??
BOY: march 24
SIR: which year??
BOY: every year.. enna ya loose madri kaelvi kaekura? un school-la enakku admission vaendam...naan paesama poi LKG girls-ku tuition eduthu sampathichikiraen po ya.. Good morning.
SMS Punch 
Hey... Hey.... Hey. City,
chengalpttu, southarkadu, north arkadu, F.M.S, varaikum paathavanda nan. . Sms, Mms,lam enna touch panni ,touch panni , tired aagi kedakuthu

ieppo nenga yanaku msg panni. Rowdy nu peaar vanga paakurengala

10 peru serndhu Msg anupuna Rowdy illa.

10 Perku oru aala msg anupuran paru avan than unmayana Rowdy.
SMS Kadi 
Thermometer is the only thing that gets
















" DEGREE " without
studying...!
By
-FEVER la yum CLEVERa yosipor sangam..
Punch Tamil Message 
Alagum , Colourum Kangalai Kavarum. But Anpum ... Punnagaium Mattume " Ithayathai " Kavarum... Keep smiling fr every time...
Gud Night.
Different SMS 
Diffrenta pesunga... Diffrenta palagunga... Diffrenta eluthunga... Diffrenta Think Pannunga.. Appathan neenga loosunu ellarukkum therium. Gud n8
Mental SMS 
Mentaloda 3 arikurigal;

1. Right handla cella pidithukittu
2. Kattaviralal buttona amukki
3. Sms padichi sirippanga
Lollu SMS 
Indha Pommai alaganavangala patha dance aadum


( -.-)
(,) )
L.! L
( -.-)
(,) )
L.! L
plz Dont FORCE Alaganavangala patha matumdhan adum.!OK.ya
Teasing SMS 
Small advice: Bayam than Tholviku mukkiya karanam....
Athanal....



inimale

Adikkadi.



kannadiya parkkatheenga.
Natpu Kavithai SMS 
Cute Kavidhai :
"Nodiku nooru murai irappen en maranam un madiyil endral.

Irantha maru nodiyil pirappen un natpu kidaikum endral"...
Senti SMS 
Ulagathil Miga Mosamaana Visayam
"Unnaal Oruvar Kanneer Sindhuvadhu" Nalla Visayam
"Unakkaaga Oruvar Kanneer Sindhuvathu...
Natpu Punch 
Enge nesam irukiradho
ange kadhal
pirakum
Enge kadhal
irukiradho
ange vali irukum
Enge vali
irukiradho


Ange IODEX tadhavungal
vali paranthu pogum.
Gud night ...
Friendship Film 
N - NAADODIGAL.
A - ANJATHEY.
T - THALAPATHI.
P - PATTIYAL.
U - ULLAM KETKUMEY
Ithu thaan unmaiyana friendship film...
Thathuvamgo! 
Oru uyirin mathipu adu uyirudan irupathai vida iranda piragu than athigamagum!
Ex:







Uyirudan kozli - Rs.70
Uricha kozli - Rs.90
good after noon...
Mobile Thathuvam 
Sema Mokkai:

"Enna than ungaluku Naan palaya Message anuppinalum, Unga mobile New Message Received nu than sollum"

Y Blood,
Same Blood..!

Hardwork SMS 
TODAY PUNCH:
Lovera mattum sight adicha athu WORK..,
Kuda avanga friendaiyum sernthu sight adicha athu HARD WORK..
"Hard work never fails"....
Deala No Deala 
A GIRL Proposes you : I love You...!
Deal a? No Deal a?
Orae vaartha, Oho nu vazhkai.. Deal na unga Vazhkai Gali..
No Deal na vera ouruthan vazhkaiyo Gali...!
Funny Comedy Message 
"Monkey kitta bannana va kodutha enna panum......

































Any way, it is ur personal matter..
Athula na thalaiyida virumla.GOOD morg
Tamil SMS Forward 
Hey, losu, idiot, naaaye, peiye, panni, pisasu, korangu, Eruma! Enna Pakkura? Inniki Pudichavangala Thittura day.. Just fwd to all ur pet frnds.,
Lollu Message 
Daily Night unnai
ninaithu
ninaithu
enakku thookame
varala,


Kaaranam ??






















enakku pei , pisasu endral ,
ore BAYAM....

Good night
Anbu SMS 
Unnai Thedi Varum Anbai Nee Vittu Vidathey.!

Piragu Nee Thedi Sendral Kooda Athu Kidaikkamal Poi Vidalaam.!
Gud night
Swt dreams.:)
Mokkai Mazhai 
Teacher: students Elephant perusa? Erumbu perusa?

Stu: appadi yellam summa solla mudiyadhu madam! DATE OF BIRTH venum....keep smiling:-):-):-)
Mokkai Mazhai 
Sweet illatha palam ethu theriyuma..?
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'Appalam.'

No.. No..
No Claps.

Namaku publicity pidikathu...! Good n8...
Natpu Message 
Uyir kavithai:::- Naan irantha piragum en idhayam uyirodu irukum. Nee ''ennai ninaithu kondu irukum varai...'' Thats friend ship
Chemistry SMS Joke 
Chemistry Madam: Anuvin Amaippai Patri Vivari?

Student: Anuvin Kannam Apple. Aval Udhadu Cherry. Aval Kangal Fish. Mothathil 'ANU' Sema Figure Ma'am.
Aaarva Kolaru SMS 
Nethu hotelku ponen
pakkathu seatla Alagana oru star irunthanga Autograph vangalanu pakathula poi partha
Oh god





Adhu


KANNADI.. nan apdiye shock aaittan cool...Good evening:) ;)
Nakkal Natpu SMS 
Enna vida Best frnd unakku kidacha Ennai vittu po! Aana Andha frnd Unnai vittu poona kavalapadathe Thirumbi paaru nan Iruppaen


Uruttu Kattaiyoda..

Funny SMS 
'VILIPPOM'
endra
nambikayil
thoonguvadhai
vida"..



Nalaikavathu
'KULIPPOM' endra
lachiyathodu
thoongunga .
Gud NGT
Tamil Comedy SMS 
Ovoru student in vetrikku karanamum oru penthaan





Aanal, athu
Ink penaa
Gel penaa
Refill penaa

Athan therila.......
Mokkai SMS 
Man1: Weightana padipu padichum enaku innum vela kedaikala...
Man2: Appadi enna padicha?
Man1: L(KG),... U(KG),.... Pre(KG)...
GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS.
SMS 
" kavithai :
En kannathai adikkadi thottu parkka unakku mattum yean itthanai aarvam...?






kanneer thulikal.....

Good n8.
Quote SMS 
un &quot;ennam
vinnai&quot; thoda
vendumanaal..

un viyarvai
&quot;mannai&quot; thoda
vendum...
Gud night.
Love SMS 
Unnai en idayathil Vaikkavillai. Kangalil vaithu Irukiren.. yen endral.. Naan erantha piragu en kankalai Thaanam seiven unnai meendum kaanbatharku...
Lovely SMS 
>>--->
>>--->
>>--->
po ammbu po!
Enaku msg anupadhavanga hearta poi kuthu

<---<<
<---<<
<---<<
yen thirumbi vandhuta?

SORRY BOSS! Avanga heartla nenga irukenga. .gd evg...
Cho Chweet SMS 
Nee sirithupar, un mugam unakku pidikkum...'

Matravargalai sirikkavaithupar un mugam ellorukkum pidikkum..."

"Be happy And make others happy"
Figure SMS 
"Sunnambu" adikaatha suvarum,
"Fair & lovely" podadha figurum White'a irundhadha sarithiramay illa.."
By
Nature beautiful boys....
Gud Night Sweet SMS 
Malarukum asai
mannil vilamal
irrukka.....!
Enakkum assai nee
ennai maravamal
irrukka.. G ni8 my dear
Sad Kadhal SMS 
AVAL VEETTU VASALIL YEN SAMBALAI KOLANGALAGA PODA SOLLUNGAL, YEN ENDRAL. AVAL KANPARVAIGALDHAN YENMEL PADAVILLAI, AVAL KAAL PADHANGALAVADHU YENMEL PADATTUMAY. Gud morning....
Funny Good Nite SMS 
பிசாசு விசிறி வீச
பேய்கள் தாலாட்டு பாட
பூதங்கள் இசை அமைக்க
காட்டேரி கால் அமுக்க
மோகினி கதை சொல்ல
ஆவிகளின் நடுவில் இன்பமாக தூங்கு
குட் நைட்



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