Kalakkal sms

Kalakkal SMS is a list of some funny kalakkal messages using which you can ''pattasu kelappalam''.

"""AMMA""" 
Kallaraiyil Uranga Sonnal

Kooda Urangven..........

""""AMMA""""

Nee Vanthu Thalattu

Padinal..........


Everybody

Love your Mother.

Mobile Thathuvam 
Munbu thaniyaka pesinal LOOSU enru solvarkal, ippo oru LOOSU thaniyaka pesinal kuda:
sir MOBILA pasararu'nu sollaraka.

enna ULAKAM sir, ithu MUDIYALA.

Tamil funny sms 
Unkooda
Oru
Star Hotel'ku
Poganum,

'Candle Light'la
Dinner
Sapidanum,

Kadesiya-
Un Azhagana
Kangalai
Parthu

Andha
'3 Words'
Sollanum

"BILL'A KATTU PLEASE"

Cute Tamil SMS 
Pichakkari Ponnu: Amma Yenaku eppa Kalyanam Panna Pora?
Pichakkari: Silenta iru. Maappillai SMS Padichittu Irukkaru. Padichittu Siricharunna Sammathamnu Artham.r u Okay!!!!!!.........

Kalakkal SMS 
Oru Ponnu Enna Romba Distrub Panra..?

Ennoda Number Eppadi avaluku kidachuthunu theriala.!

Naan Yaruku Phone Pannalum avale eduthu.

"NO BALANCE"nu solura. 

Nice Thathuvam Messaju'ngo 
Unnai Nesikum pennai sagum varai Marakathe, Unnai Marantha pennai valum varai Ninaikathe! Ithu sms illa!
Real Life!
Good morning 

Pattasu Thathuvam 
Nenjai thottavai:

Irul yen'pathaal yaarum "karuvarai-yai" verupathum illai,
Nimmathi kidaipathaal yaarum "kallarai-yai"
Virumbuvathum illai.

Thats Life 

Funny Son SMS 
Father: Kovil'la Jothi nalla theriutha paaru.
Son: Illa'pa ava thangachi devi thaan theriyura. 

Best Friend SMS 
Yennoda BEST FRIEND Yaarunu Theriyanuma?
Write Msg la poai dictionary la English ON panni 96816659111 Number Buttons press pannu..Try this, very interesting 

Sema kadi 
PAAMBU EN AZHUGUDHU,
ENNA ADHU EDUTHTHA PADAM FLOP AYIDUCHI

Nallavan 
When i was studing 1 st standerd in 1996,
Teacher asked me "i have 4 apples ,how can i devide it among 5 children ?

i answered: yeanakku veanam avanga 4 pearukku kodunga "

Moral: appothula irunthea nan nallavan

Conductor 
conductor:aen naan visil adichu bus nikale
driver: naan break adicahe bus nikala, nee visil adicha nindruma.

FRIENSHIP SMS 
Valkai Oru Cell Phone Mathiri....
Adhula Friends charger Mathiri ...
Love Recharge Mathiri....
Ennathan Recharge Pannalum Charge illaina Switch Off Than....

teasing 
touching kavithai
unnai thottu sendra thendral....


en kaathil vanthu sonnathu ....

"innaikkum un friend kulikkavillai yendru"......!

teasing 
anbil nee -BRITANIA
arivil nee -PARLE 'G
alagil nee- SUNFEEST
gunathil nee- MARI" GOLD "
nithanamum vegamum kalantha" 50-50"
kobathil nee oru -CRACK JACK
paasathil nee -LITTLE HEARTS
pechil nee- vennai sorry , BUTTUR BISCUIT



"TOTATLY NEE ORO BISCOTHU