April Fool SMS

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*
(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 152)

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WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 98)

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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"
(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 140)

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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 136)

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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 190)

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 118)

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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 128)

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 152)

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You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420
(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 65)

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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 142)